Thursday, July 2, 2009

Porn made me late

I am always like 5 or 10 mins late and usually it’s because I wake up then go back to sleep.

Oh, but this morning, things were different. I got up and the first thought in my mind was about sex. I just had to see it…I woke up horny.

It was an hour before I needed to get to work and I still hadn’t showered or brushed my teeth. Anyway, so about 45mins into watching free porn on the net, I realized that I needed to get ready for work. I rush around take a quick shower, brush my teeth in the shower, get dress, find my socks, then my shoes out the door. I go back into my house find my keys to  lock the door and I’m off. I don’t wear make up and my hair allows me to just shake-and-go.

So I get to work, and yes people, I am 7 mins late. Which isn’t bad.  As I walk into my office, I’m thinking how crazy would it be if when my boss says, as she normally does, “i see your just got in.” AND I reply, “Yeah it was the morning porn that made me late, sorry.” 

It’s like, porn made me do it. I would have been on time if I didn’t feel the need to watch girls doing it.

I’m curious has porn ever made you late for something like work or a date or whatever?

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