Jak zrobić sztuczną cipę ?

Chcesz się trochę zabawić, ale nie masz gdzie udarzyć ? Jest na to proste rozwiązanie, wystarczy sobie zrobić sztuczną cipę. Poniżej podaję gotowy przepis, na zrobienie sztucznej cipy domowej roboty.

Co będziesz potrzebował :

• kilka sękatych desek
• dwa kilo gwoździ
• pół kilo potłuczonego szkła
• opatrunki i woda utleniona
• starą szmatę, może być ze śmietnika
• młotek
• opcjonalnie silne środki przeciwbólowe, najlepiej dożylne.

Jeśli zaopatrzyłeś się w powyższe surowce i narzędzia, to czas najwyższy aby zrobić swą pierwszą sztuczną cipę.

1. deski zbijamy gwożdziami, w rzucie od góry powinien to być kwadrat. Starajmy się tak zbijać deski, aby w kawadratowym otworze wystawały ostre końcówki gwoździ. Dolny spód też zabijamy dechą.
2. do wykonanego sztucznego otworu, wsypujemy rozbite szkło, a brzegi okładamy starą śmierdzącą szmatą, tak aby kutas wchodził dość ciasno. Możemy też szkło wciskać pomiędzy szpary w szmacie, będzie lepszy efekt.

Jeśli wykonałeś powyższe kroki, to Twoja sztuczna cipa jest już gotowa. Teraz możesz ją sobie wyruchać, zaciskając przy tym zęby. Silne doznania są gwarantowane i dostąrczą Ci wrażeń, których nie zapomnisz na lata. Po wyjebaniu sztucznej cipy, warto od razu przystapić do opatrzenia opartrunkami, wcześniej zanurzając kutasa w wodzie utlenionej. Seks ze sztuczną cipą napewno uniemożliwy Ci ruchanie na kilka miesięcy.

Jeśli naprawdę skorzystałeś z powyższych porad na temat jak zrobić sztuczną cipę i wyruchałeś ją okazale, to czym prędzej skonsultuj się z lekarzem.

Życzę miłej zabawy.

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Brad Pitt is a geek !

Brad Pitt est de le très loin le mec le plus énervant tellement il est beau, tellement il a la classe quand il porte des fringues ploucs, tellement il est incroyablement cool, tellement il est bon acteur, tellement il choisit des films cultes, tellement il a l’air d’être un type sympa et loin d’être con, bref c’est un cauchemar si on commence à le comparer à soi-même.

Ce mec là à tout pour plaire. Il a une femme qu’on n’oublie pas, il fait des guests dans Jackass parce que c’est ses potes lui demandent et qu’il trouve ça fun d’être déguisé en singe qui fait n’importe quoi dans la rue, il a un appareil fisheye 2 blanc de chez lomography (cf. cette photo), il construit des complexes de maisons pour les gens de la Nouvelle Orléans qui ont tout perdu, il a été Tyler Durden et pour la sortie d’Inglourious Basterds, il a accepté de jouer au Geeks pour le magasine Wired. Il a fait des commentaires marrants à propos d’une sorte de guide de vie pour humains très évolués créée par le magasine.  Les conseils servent à méditer sur des questions problématiques comme ” Je veux publier une photo des fesses de ma femme sur twitter “à la Ashton Kutcher” (en français dans le texte), ai-je besoin de lui demander au préalable or puis-je photographier, publier et espérer qu’elle soit flattée ?” réponse de Brad Pitt : ” Ne prenez pas une photo des fesses de votre épouse. Ne soyez pas imbécile. Prenez une photo des fesses de la femme des autres.” Que des conseils de bâtards. Il a fait une série de photos que j’adore signé par Dan Winters. Des photos geeks vraiment funs.

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Who's Fucking Tired Of Internet Porn?

Who’s fucking tired of the same old same internet porn?  Here are the typical scenarios, fuck her doggy style, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, missionary style, drop to your knees and suck his dick, beautiful girl pay to see me, teen looking to get wild because she just turned 18.  There many more of these scenarios but these are the ones that irritate me the most.  Come on producers and webmasters give us (the porn community) more.  This shit is old and played out.  The porn today is boring me and as a concern member of the porn community I think you need to step it up.  Just go to google and type in porn and you see a million different porn site but they all seem to have the same purpose, cute girls, blowjob and fucking.  It seems, that is all you need today to create a porn site.  Where’s is the pizazz?  I’m not asking you to create a whole new concept because we all know when you create something you come up with something like “donkey punch”.  So, keep it simple just pizazz it up a bit. 

You think your website has what it takes?  Well if you dare to send it across my path I will happily review it and I will be truthful.  I am catering to the fans not the company, producer or webmaster!

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The third islander will also say that the other two are from the same island.
Lush, tropical islands ringed with miles and miles of white, sandy beaches.
I originally read it as if there were some device he installed into the car to correct for the fluctuating battery power.
In other words, I’d guess that’s approximately 56 rolls of extra-thick non-tearing paper towels the company is binning every month.
I believe that with combining art to it we will make a combination that will help better the world.

631. RANDOM THOUGHTS — Collection 3

• There’s gold in patriarchy for women who commit to mining it.
• The female nature falls too easily for the idea that we should be or have a classless society. Nature prevents it from happening, and political activists take advantage, turn class against class, and trap women inside their own good intentions and hopes.
• Single moms never learn how wives train husbands, wives use husbands to generate family harmony, wives build their castle and call it husband’s, wives learn to elevate husband over kids without ruining the kids, and wives learn to use father to develop children. Single moms seem to miss it.  
• There should be a term to describe how women kill relationships to go with fratricide, genocide, infanticide, suicide, matricide. Men too for that matter. Anybody know of one?
• Show me a man captivated by porn and nakedness, and I’ll show you an adolescent in men’s clothes.
• Feminism taught us to respect our own gender above the other. This leads to disrespect for the other. Masculine love is based on respect for both women and one woman. So, disrespect weakens masculine love, and sex offered to ‘buy’ more masculine love ends up bonding only women. Consequently, ‘half-bonded’ relationships prevail today.

Forgotten Tradition #1: This nation was founded by Protestants of many denominations. They competed for influence, but none ruled the others in the framing of our constitution and government. The Founding Fathers, absent political pressure from one denomination, were able to grant rights to religious freedom.

Quote of the Day: On Bettie Page

Just how much was she the mistress of desire, and how much a mere meat puppet?

We’ve stared at her photos for so many decades, looked into those eyes and perceived so many countless life-affirming fantasies. We’ve assigned to her superhuman attributes on the basis of a consistently and profoundly confidant photographic demeanor. Given the brutal facts of her post-pinup life, we’re left to wonder whether we can still sustain the precious illusion…

It takes very little introspection to arrive at one of the primary reasons for Bettie Page’s appeal. Her image, as silently projected through thousands of photos (and even a few hundred yards of film), creates a personal illusion for each and every one of us. The mystery is almost sacred. We have no idea who she is, yet each of us feels as though she’s a personal friend. We are convinced her smile is genuine. We are assured that her grimace is a put-on.

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Aboot!

This is a follow-up to United Breaks Guitars.

I think this message by Dave Carroll is extremely charitable and I commend him for it.  He mentions that Ms. Irlwig, the customer service rep, is being treated unfairly in some places on the interweb and that she should be given a break.  My favorite part comes near the end when he says, ‘Aboot’.  You crazy canucks! 

For me, this protest as been the best kind.  There is no anger or malice, just frustration.  Anger and malice lead you to a place you do not want to go.  I’d like to offer Dave’s example to all my ‘angry’ friends out there. 

Now, if anyone needs me, I’ll be in the angry dome…

And so it goes.

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How to Become Strong At the Broken Places

I know it’s been way too long since my last post but life happens.  So today I want to talk to you today about denial.  Just exactly what is denial?  Well, conventional recovery would tell us that anyone who is in addictions such as using alcohol, drugs, or even sex or porn excessively and claims not to have a problem would be in denial.  And if we are talking about people who are in the beginning stages of addition I can agree with you. 

But I would like to talk about a larger group.  A group that has made a decision that they are okay with what the drugs and alcohol are doing to them and are willing to accept the consequences of their choices.  I know it sound illogical that anyone would want to do that but let’s face it.  Most people that are addicts are not known for making logical choices are they?  My argument would be that these individual are not in denial but in defense of their drug use.

What is defense?  It is those individuals that in spite of what their friends, family and loved ones say they choose to stay in their addicted state because they are okay with the consequences.  And they will gladly defend their choice.  This flies in the face of modern recovery methods because if a person struggling with addictions were to tell a trained alcohol & drug counselor that they did not have a problem they would be labeled as being in denial.  And in truth, this is the first sign of an addict.  But this argument becomes a vicious circle that goes round and round with no clear winner, particularly if the addicted person has been in their addiction for some time.

They know they have a problem.  But they have decided like the sky diver that jumps out of an airplane that to them the risks are acceptable.  Also, like the sky diver they know the chances of them dying are real but they are willing to risk their life for a thrill and chill that they get from the rush that accompanies such actions.

So then what is the answer?  It is quite simply to meet the addict where they are at.  It is insulting to their intelligence to tell them they are in denial when in their mind they are not.  We must learn to heed the words of John Maxwell in this case; “People don’t care how much you know, until they know how much you care.”

The problem is not the alcohol and drugs.  Those are merely the symptoms of what a person is struggling to cover up.  We must learn to meet them at their level of hurt in order to help them find their level of healing.  Ernest Hemmingway once wrote; “Life breaks us all but afterwords we are strong at the broken places.”  Life has a way of breaking us but God has a way of healing us that if far above anything we could ever ask or imagine.

In fact, Jesus’ example while He walked this earth was to meet people at the point of their physical needs first before he met their spiritual needs.  I also believe that this applies to emotional needs as well.  When is the last time you sat down with your loved one who is struggling with life and just listened to them.  I know, it may not make sense and it definitely won’t sound logical but it will show that you care.  You don’t have to approve of what they are doing and definitely not partake of what they are doing but you can share your unconditional love.  It will be hard at first and they may even resist.  But in the end, if you make this attempt, when they are broken enough they will know who to come to.  More next time.

Bedding the One That Got Away

As a two legged dear hunter in training I’d managed to bed several of my lovely and well endowed high school classmates on the backseat of the used car my Grandmother sold to me. During the summer after our graduation but by then the one girl that I’d have been more then happy to willingly  give up my right nut for the opportunity to bang the ever living daylights out of on the backseat of my car. Had already moved on to the college her family wanted her to attend so with no other choice in the matter I too moved on with my life and to the many other sexual conquests that came my way. As I honed my skills at both seducing my way into to pants and up the skirt of each and every  immodest two legged dear whose curvaceous bod just happened to catch my sky blue eyes.

Yet it wasn’t until attending my five year high school reunion that I got the proverbial second chance to bed Krissy (the lovely and  well stacked two legged dear who’d gotten away) between the clean and fresh sheets of the rented altar of lust located within the rented suite of her expensive hotel room. That she’d been required to rent since neither Krissy nor her parents lived in the area any longer; nor did I dare make the mistake of insulting mother nature and the goddess of love by turning down Krissy’s quite unexpected invitation to escort her to her hotel room after the festivities were over.

While the evening started out slow and boring as I navigated the swirling ocean of my married or otherwise former feminine classmates and sexual conquests. It soon became a smashing success when my red haired and lovely former classmate whose bodacious and curvaceous body which was built as solid as a Mack truck. As well as clad within the silky fabric of an expensive royal blue evening dress that accentuated Krissy’s womanly figure and I discovered that both of us were attending our five year high school reunion alone. So that what started out as a simple hello ended up with Krissy and I becoming a temporary couple for that evening as we danced the night away in each others arms and partied with our former classmates. Krissy and I even posed together for the traditional portraits being taken outside the ballroom where our high school reunion was being held just to keep up the deception that we were a couple very much in love.

Yet it wasn’t until well after midnight when all the hoopla was winding down that Krissy asked me to escort her upstairs to the expensive suite she’d rented. Of course since my mother (mother nature and the goddess of love) raised no fool I didn’t turn down my former high school classmates and soon to be hump bunny for the evening and long awaited sexual conquests invitation. So that I soon found myself making out with Krissy who’d turned around and flown into my arms when the door to her hotel suite had barely closed behind us nearly hitting me on my ass like the wooden paddle of one of my not so well liked sadistic and abusive high school teachers.

Nor did it take long for our clothes to melt off of our sexually aroused bodies like wax melting down the stem of a brightly burning candle as Krissy and I stood there in each others arms making out like there’d be no more tomorrows. Until at last we stumbled over to Krissy’s rented altar of lust on top of which my former high school classmate and I fell in a tangle of arms and legs. Where we took turns pinning each other down on top of the bed as Krissy and I proceeded to ride the ever living daylights out of each other for the rest of what remained of the evening of our shared lust. Until at last we fell utterly exhausted but not quite yet sated into each others arms as we struggled to catch our bated breaths and fell asleep.

Only to take our time making love to each other upon awaking the next morning when I slipped between the luscious curves of Krissy clean shaven and silky smooth thighs. Only to find myself lying beneath my former high school classmate a short time later where I took my time fondling and playing with the ripe melons of Krissy’s breasts as she rode up and down the lance of my manhood. Even then neither Krissy nor I could seem to get the best of each other as she ended up sucking me off in the shower. After which I banged the ever living daylights out of my former high school classmate after wedging Krissy up between the converging corners of the shower wall. While the warm water falling from the nozzle of the manmade waterfall coursed down our lust our bow flex crafted bodies and flowed down the drain and into the sewer located below the hotel.

The Secret of Shatner

Longtime readers of the ol’ raincoaster blog, plus all Canadians ever born or made, have long been familiar with the singularly sexy superstar of supernatural superlativenosity known as The Shat. To all others, we say, worry not, o obliviousnosceni, we feel for you. What do we feel for you?

Pity, that’s what.

Ah pity da man who don’t know William Shatner! The patriot, the thinker, the lover, the balladeer, the slasher, the rapper, the cunning linguist, the legend.

The masticator:

Oh, you can HAVE your Paris’s. You can HAVE your Padma’s. You can HAVE (for about twenty-five bucks, if I hear rightly) your Audrina’s. But none of them will ever approach the irresistable erotic intensity of this pudding performance of the Shat..

Weekend news

Hello readers

Quick post at the moment

The weekend has been rather interesting! On Saturday I went out into town with a girl I work with that I have had sex with before, fully expecting to end up going home with her, but then met up with a friend from school while in a bar, I tell you now, she kept the night interesting. More to come on that whole situation tomorrow when I have time to write it up. No work luckily, so I have the whole day to myself.

Right now I am off to bed, alone tonight unfortunately.

-Auckland-

Verboten Delights

From clear across the room
our gazes locked together
telepathically we made love
danced the night away
beneath the sheets we rutted
came together in a rush
your husband nor my woman
none the wiser we fell
madly in love with each other
as we gazed discreetly
into the searching orbs of each
others sky blue eyes
from clear across the room
we experienced a taste
of heavens verboten delights

Down a Blouse

Men go to great lengths to see breasts. That is a scientifically proven fact. I can’t give you a link to the study, because I don’t really know if there is one. However, I believe the empiric way is the best to prove the point.

These videos should prove the point, but if you think they don’t, then atleast you’ve gotten to see some breasts. Here we go:

Downblouse – girls

Downblouse – gothic girl

Down blouse – video

Down blouse video – tv show

A breast

Unique

Radical. Unique. Extraordinary. Extreme.

Words such as these are often overused and misused to hype all sorts of events or products. After all, how many times have we heard someone describe a person or experience as “very unique”?

i am even less enamored with  the threadbare and tortured phrases On the Edge and Outside the Box.

However, it would be appropriate to use all of these words and phrases to describe XXX Church.  Billed as the “No. 1 Christian Porn Site,” XXX Church is clearly nothing you have ever seen or heard of before.

But it is a truly dangerous endeavor, and it is addressing crucial issues in an incredibly bold and creative way, which is why i have included it in my links.

They have their fair share of detractors, and i don’t agree with everything single thing they do, but i remain a fan of this group. They are even humble enough to include a place on their website where they publish the hate mail and criticism they receive. That takes guts.

And i see Jesus in what they are doing.

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Entre aqui está na hora da sua punheta

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Time Magazine Headline of the Day: Internet Plays Key Role in China's Latest Unrest

Liberty Leading the People, by Eugene Delacroix; The Turkish Bath, by Ingres

Wen Jiabao, Premier of China: “I have just ’stumbled upon’ an interesting new site. It seems that Karl Rove has received 3 purple hearts and the highest naval honors for saving 4 children from a burning submarine. I never knew he had so much dignity.”

Right Hand Man: “Oh yes, Your Premierness. So many interesting things can be found on the Internet, especially through the all-powerful phenomena that is Twitter. It’s where I find all my news for your daily security reports. For today I have prepared a report on why Neil Armstrong is as big of a liar as Czar Nicholas II. The moon? All lies. The most important celestial bodies are Father Tiger and Mother Bear” he said with two slight nods of his head.

“Bring me my oracle bones! I must know the future of this internet.”

“Before I do this I should explain. The Internet has also been causing a lot of civil unrest. You see, a leader of a local harem, who moonlights as a porn star, has been organizing a union of young ladies of the night in large-scale protests for their rights. I think we could capitalize on this idea, however, maybe restore the Geisha system, only more global, sleek, and trendy. The Japs stole the idea from us anyway, just like they stole the idea of the Ronin. Lying, cock-sucking dogs…”

“Control yourself and answer my question or I will bring out the waterboard! What is ‘porn’?”

“Well, women get paid for sex and men videotape it.”

The Premier roared with laughter. “That’s called marriage!”

“Well, men don’t get paid in marriage.”

“Have you heard of a dowry? I get paid all the time in legal tender–sheep heads and sometimes family heirlooms–old scrolls and the like. We here in China love all equally.”

“But you see, there is no love involved. Some American women even claim that they feel that their husbands love them less because their husbands like to watch women gagged and beaten, with other women, bleaching their assholes, or sometimes even vomiting.”

The premier stared at him blankly, unable to comprehend his stupidity and misunderstanding of Western culture. “What’s your point?” he said at last?

“Well, as I said, we fear that it will only cause more civil unrest. 12 men already killed themselves after the retirement of the most notorious Lady, the current one’s predecessor. We’ve already blocked google, but this is a persistent force, like a DNA string mutation.” He chuckled. “Saw that on Twitter.”

“Here’s what to do. Listen very carefully. Go to the Forbidden City and have the guards show you to the Purity Room.
Walk 23 statues to the back, and then 23 to the left and there you shall find a gilded lion. His eyes are actually 2 bones, which are the two elbow joints of the holy oracle, the only relics left of him. Pray on them, and then bring them to our Harem “Princess.” She thinks she’s Internet royalty, well, I’ll give her the royal treatment. After making her kiss them, bring her and the relics to me.”

***

The civil rights leader entered the room naked with her ukulele.

“Why hello, my princess,” the Premier said, taken aback. He crossed and recrossed his legs as she sat cross-legged in front of him.

“Hello, I hear that you are displeased with my speeches and rhetoric to my fellow ladies.”

“Did I say that? I meant only that your words are strong. You have so many rights right now, like the right to possess me.”

Right Hand Man leaned in and whispered to the Premier “Don’t forget that she’s a subversive and dangerous criminal. She would take us down for a fresh hookah and sequined dress.”

The ‘Princess’ sensed the nature of his comments. She knew men very well and replied “I will do anything for my country. I have committed many errors in my life and tonight won’t be another one.”

“Ok let’s discuss civil rights? Have you read Sumner’s What Social Classes Owe Each Other? He has a lot of insight on what people might owe the Premier of their great nation.”

The ‘Princess’ stared at him in disbelief. “It’s you who ought to take care of us, give us liberty and give us…”

“Death” the Premier answered.

“I see that this has been a mistake. Please have somebody accompany back to my harem. Good bye.”

“That went well didn’t it?” the Premier asked Right Hand Man

F.T Island's First Primadonna Event

FT Island (Song Seunghyun, Lee Jaejin, Choi Jonghun, Choi Minhwan, Lee Hongki)’s girlfriend ‘Primadonna’ hosted their first event.

FT Island’s official Fanclub Primadonna’s event occurred on June 28, 2009 at 6PM in Jang Choong Gym in Seoul with fan’s warm love.

‘Primadonna’ means opera’s number 1 singer, but in this case it means FT Island’s number one girlfriend. At this Fanclub’s event they had the concept of ‘Making girlfriend, making boyfriend.’

On this day, FT Island members did a physical test, private life test missions and individual events to attract ‘Primadonnas.’

For the very first mission, physical test, all members passed the Push-up mission. Next, the members did a sense test where they individually had to do a mission.

The missions FT Island participated in were sexy multiplication table, leg separation, whistling after eating bread, etc.

Also, to find out about the members’ private lives, Primadonnas searched all the members’ bags. In Jaejin’s bag, there were English and Japanese books so Primadonnas were admired while in Seunghyun’s bag, there were Porn DVDs so the fans were shocked.

Also, on this day of the Fanclub’s event, FT Island’s 5 members had a talent show showing off their individual talents.

First, Drummer Minhwan made Vocal Hongki nervous by singing Buzz’s ‘Thorn’ (Gahsi). Then Guitarist Jonghun amused the fans by playing the sweet ‘Canon in D’ with his electric guitar.

On the other hand, Vocal Hongki turned into a rapper and performed MC Mong’s ‘I’m Still a Man.’

Vocal Seunghyun played Yiruma’s ‘Kiss the Rain’ on piano and captured fan’s hearts.

Lastly, Bass Jaejin performed Radio Head’s ‘Creep’ live with his acoustic guitar.

Because of their 5 different individual personalities, the fans were in tears because they were touched.

At this event, the fans chose Choi Minhwan as the best boyfriend.

After spending around 2 hours to attract their girlfriends, ‘Primadonna,’ F.T. Island members finished the event off with a video letter that expressed their feelings.

The members finished off the event by saying touching statements such as “It’s okay if you guys had fun,” “We’re sad that we were nervous a lot but we don’t regret anything,” and “We will have a better time at the next event” and singing ‘Primadonna,’ a song on their next special album.

FT Island members left for Japan for a concert on June 29th and are going on their Asia Tour in different countries including Thailand, Taiwan, and Shanghai. For 4 days from June 25th to June 27th, FT Island had concerts in Singapore.

FTIsland 3rd Album will be releasing this July.

Credit to: Newsen + qtkrngal515@LoveFT-I.co.nr

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I have heard a lot of talk about GDI lately……

Which is really funny. Cause when I first started GDI, I could barely get anyone to listen to me about it. Now that I am making money off it and replaced my full-time income in 8 months. People come up to me and just ask me what do I do and I get tons of people through my Spiderweb System. So I have decided to write a Global Domains International with Spiderweb System Review to explain exactly what this opportunity is all about and how I got paid.

My Story- I referred 28 people myself in my top line to create faster results and they each got like 5 to 8 people for themselves. But since I have done Spiderweb MS, I have gotten over 400 sign-ups for GDI and I make additional monies through The Spiderweb System. It’s great!!!

How it works – Basically you start with setting up your with THE SPIDERWEB SYSTEM. Though the system you will obtain a domain registration with a 7 day Free trial, after this time has elapsed you are charged $10 a month. This includes URL forwarding, 10 email accounts, a web site builder, website pasting (make your own web and upload it) and web hosting.

Then you promote THE SPIDERWEB MARKETING SYSTEM LIKE CRAZY!!!

Compensation plan for GDI- It is a 5 Level plan and you can build as wide as you want. You are paid $1 a month per domain that is registered in your team. So the example that is generally used is based on you referring 5 customers. If you refer 5 that’s $5 a month, if they do the same that’s $25 and if this continues through 5 levels that’s $3,125 a month. Not to mention the other monies you will make through The Spiderweb Marketing System.

There is also an infinity bonus which pays out on unlimited levels providing you match a very strict criteria and maintain it each month.

Bonuses – They also have a 7 day contest period. If you refer 5 paid affiliates you will get a $100 bonus. This is unlimited so for example if you got 25 new paid affiliates in 7 days you would pocket $500 and so on. More on Income Opportunity….

The Heavy Hitter Bonus is paid out for any affiliate who refers 1,000 or more paid affiliates in any 4 week consecutive period. The bonus is $5,000.

Global Domains International Review Verdict – I Think GDI has a good product and with The Spiderweb Marketing you will be able to better your GDI business. Domains are in high demand right now! However people will need education on their specific choice of top level domain. There appears to be good scope to make some money. Like most MLM opportunities you will need significant effort to get the volume you need to make enough to replace a full time paying job, but “.WS” is creeping up right next to “.COM”. Just think, if only you could have gotten in on the dot COM boom.

So, If the correct marketing system is attached I can see great potential to make a good income. However I must stress IF the correct marketing system is attached. THE SPIDERWEB MARKETING IS THE SYSTEM TO ATTACH.This Global Domains International Review has given you an insight on this opportunity and will help you make an informed decision.

By Eddie Key Jr.

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Girl Town USA: Lisset

Not too long after I’d gotten settled I received an offer in the mail for a free vacation in the Bahamas. With the only catch being that I had to go listen to a ninety minute sales presentation. Down at one of the local timeshare condominium resorts, on which I had no intention of wasting not one single penny of my hard earned money. But I figured if the resort corporation wanted to insist on throwing away a tiny portion of their advertizing budget on little oh me. Then I’d oblige em by gladly wasting a portion of a Sunday afternoon since I didn’t have anything  else better to do anyway.

Fortunately for me the goddess of love above looked down on little oh me and smiled a great big smile. So that instead of having to listen to some overweight sales guy drone on endlessly. I was taken in hand by Lisset, a rather lovely twenty something honey blonde and well endowed graduate student who was working her way through college.

The lovely and well endowed daughter of both mother nature and the goddess of love was wearing a white low cut blouse and a wrap around miniskirt. Both of which had been obliviously designed to draw attention to the melon sized orbs of the wearer breasts. As well as draw the eyes of any and all male admirers to the luscious curves of the wears well toned, silky smooth and clean shaven legs.

Since it had been a while since I’d had any nookie I couldn’t help but notice how the front of Lisset’s low cut blouse. Lifted up and bunched the luscious orbs of the mammary glands of her melon sized breasts up against each other. The sight of which nearly caused my heart to leap up into my throat and the dagger of my manhood to leap out of the confines of my pants with excitement.

While the wrap around miniskirt the lovely and well endowed twenty something bitch had chosen to wear. Not only showed off Lisset’s long and slender legs ride upwards to put Lisset’s thighs on display  whenever the lovely and well endowed salesgirl sat down in a chair. But show cased as well the twin ovals of the graduate students buttocks and cute heart shaped and extremely tight little ass.

Fortunately for me Lisset had already exceeded her sales goal for the day and as it turned out I was her last customer. So it wasn’t quite the end of the world for the lovely and well endowed honey blonde graduate student when I didn’t purchase a timeshare. Plus the fact that Lisset was  high as a kite with excitement due to the sales she’d made earlier in the day. Made the college coed far more willing than she’d have been otherwise to accept my impromptu dinner invitation.

Of course Lisset had no idea that she’d  end up warming my bed within just a few hours later on that evening. As well as playing the couples game known as hide the salami with me between the clean and fresh sheets of my full size bed. Back in my Air Stream Camper where the lovely and well endowed honey blonde coded would consent to ride my pole. Even as I  set out to give Lisset the ultimate ride of her even as I banged the ever living daylights out of her hot and wet pussy.

Curious as to what it was like to live within a well crafted modern day Air Stream camper. Lisset agreed during dinner to accompany me back to the RV park where I lived after looking deeply into my sky blue eyes. As I used my powers over the feminine gender, granted to me by  both mother nature and the goddess of love many years earlier during the onset of puberty, to lure the lovely and well endowed honey blonde twenty something graduate student. Between the clean and fresh sheets of my full size bed like a moth to the burning flame.

Like a fly Lisset flew unknowingly into the web of my sexual desires. By walking willing into the humble abode of my home where the unsuspecting bitch oh’d and ah’d her approval. Even as she became increasing sexually aroused while I gave Lisset the grand tour.

Like a frog who unwittingly allows itself to be boiled to death. As the temperature of the water in which it sits is gradually raised until it is too late. Lisset wasn’t aware of what I was consciously doing to her with my telepathic powers. As a light red blush of sexual arousal tinged the curves of her neck. Which quickly spread up her throat to her cheeks as the bright headlights of Lisset’s nipples. Switched on so that they could be clearly seen poking through the ultra thin fabric of the low cut blouse Lisset was wearing.

Of course it didn’t hurt any that Lisset had broken up with her latest flame a few weeks earlier. So that she was in the midst of a sexual drought since she hadn’t had any lately. Which made it much easier to get the lovely and well endowed bitch in the mood. To take off her clothes and give me access to the luscious curves of her voluptuous body.

So that by the time I proudly showed off my bedroom to the sexy graduate student Lisset was so hot and bothered. That she leaped into my arms making it quite  clear that she was eager to mate with me. The combined heat of our passions caused our clothes to melt right off our bodies down onto the floor beside the bed. As Lisset and I tumble down on top of my full sized bed in a tangle of arms and legs.

Long before Lisset could come to her senses and utter the word no, the lovely and well endowed honey blonde college graduate student. Found herself crying out in ecstasy as she lay writhing beneath me with her arms and legs clinging tightly to my neck and waist. As the entire length of the shaft of my rock hard and oh so throbbing dagger of my manhood. Sank all the way up to its fleshly hilt into the welcoming warmth of the velvety sheath of Lisset’s hot and extremely wet pussy.

“HUH! “ ”HUH!” “HUH!” Lisset cried out each time I thrust the entire length of my male sexual organ into the sweetness of the graduate students wetness. In between the sweet kisses the soft curves of her full and luscious lips showered like a heavy rain onto my neck and face. As Lisset and I fucked the living daylights out of each other until at last we came together as one in a sudden climatic orgasm.

Even then because it had been quite a long sexual drought for both the lovely and well endowed honey blonde graduate student and myself. Our first shared orgasm didn’t even put a dent in the built up sexual passions smouldering out of sight within the depths of our loins. So I eagerly allowed Lisset to climb on top of my body, where she straddled my waist with her well toned, silky smooth and clean shaven legs.

Now it was my turn to lie sigh and moaning in sexual ecstasy while Lisset did all of the work for a change. Leaving me free to reach up and cup the ripe melon sized orbs of the honey blonde graduate students breasts within my hands. Who made it quite easy for me to ravish her mammary glands with my fingers, lips and tongue. By leaning over and placing her the palms of her hands down on top of my full size bed on either side of my head in order to support her weight.

Where the luscious curves of Lisset’s tits swung and jiggled like the massive teats of a jersey cow. Neither did I hesitate to take full advantage of the situation in which I’d found myself. By exploring the luscious valley of the honey blonde’s graduate students cleavage. As well as climbed the mountains of her breasts and teased the circles of the sweet cherries of her nipples with my lips.

As all the while Lisset moaned and sighed as she rode up and down my pole sf if there’d be no tomorrow. Thrusting the entire length of the dagger of my rock hard and oh so throbbing cock. All the way up to its fleshly hilt into her hot and wet pussy again and then some more.

A short time later after another full load of my seed laden cum had flowed into my impromptu lovers fertile womb. Lisset and I wormed our way into each others arms beneath the clean and fresh sheets of my full size bed. Where at last the honey blonde graduate student and I fell into an exhausted sleep.

Only to wake up the next morning just before dawn as horny as ever. So that Lisset and I ended up banging the ever living daylights out of each other one more time. Before squeezing together, like sardines in a tin can, into my tiny shower  where we fondled the curves of each others body one last time.

It wasn’t until after breakfast that Lisset at last set out for the apartment she shared with another girl. Unwittingly leaving behind the intimate garment of the pair of panties. Stained with the sweet and pungent scent of her sexual arousal that she’d been wearing. Which I lifted to my nose for a moment before storing the trophy of my intimate conquest into a ziploc plastic bag and put it away.  Amongst all of the other trophies I’d taken from each and every one of my lovers down through the years.

Accidental and intentional Nipple slips in Fashion

See through

Don’t you just love fashion? The way it provides the externally talented, but usually otherwise not that gifted people, a chance frolic around a stage wearing little clothes. Sometimes the clothes come off by accident, and some times due to some gay guys ingenious design. Here are some examples of both:

Fashion Tv-2-Model Oops

Nipple slip video – fashion show

These are from some movie, but who cares:

Fashion show

fashion show part 2

The old hag Madonna has always been good at frolicing:

Madonna Goes Topless At Fashion Show

Porn made me late

I am always like 5 or 10 mins late and usually it’s because I wake up then go back to sleep.

Oh, but this morning, things were different. I got up and the first thought in my mind was about sex. I just had to see it…I woke up horny.

It was an hour before I needed to get to work and I still hadn’t showered or brushed my teeth. Anyway, so about 45mins into watching free porn on the net, I realized that I needed to get ready for work. I rush around take a quick shower, brush my teeth in the shower, get dress, find my socks, then my shoes out the door. I go back into my house find my keys to  lock the door and I’m off. I don’t wear make up and my hair allows me to just shake-and-go.

So I get to work, and yes people, I am 7 mins late. Which isn’t bad.  As I walk into my office, I’m thinking how crazy would it be if when my boss says, as she normally does, “i see your just got in.” AND I reply, “Yeah it was the morning porn that made me late, sorry.” 

It’s like, porn made me do it. I would have been on time if I didn’t feel the need to watch girls doing it.

I’m curious has porn ever made you late for something like work or a date or whatever?

Funny Thursday

I’ve built it up. I called it funny Thursday but that’s probably not the case at all. I should probably have called it the Midweek Mild Chuckle but it’s too late for that, I’ve thrown myself in at the deep end and now you are expecting laughs. What could be so funny on a Derby County blog posting on a hot Thursday in the middle of July when there is no news to speak of and we’re basically all waiting for tomorrows kit launch? The answer is nothing. Nothing could be funny today so instead I’ll point you in the direction of some funny things elsewhere, after all, I can’t be expected to do all the work.

First up is the Festival of Football blog (tagline “A Humorous blog about the wacky world of football”) and the news that the BBC, upon getting access to Coca-Cola Championship television rights, have decided to show West Brom vs Newcastle as their first match; two sides relegated from the Premier League last season kick off. Festival of football is a blog worth checking regularly for a somewhat skewed view of the soccersphere.

In other news, it would appear that Derby County have branched out into the world of porn, or at least they are supplying the wardrobes. Many thanks to David on www.dcfcfans.co.uk for bringing this to the worlds attention.

He knew he was about to score

Finally, a video of an angry goalkeeper. We’ve seen angry goalies a thousand times over; Peter Schmeichel regularly used to berate his team mates and Bruce Grobbeblaar famously went mental at Steve McManamanamanamanamanamanaman. This keeper is something else though. As the opposition striker runs through on goal, he is judged to be offside and the keeper isn’t happy about it one little bit. Unbeliveabley though, the striker gets booked for his part in the whole affair.

Catfights

Wikipedia says a catfight is a term for an altercation between two women, typically involving scratching, hair-pulling, and shirt-shredding as opposed to punching or wrestling.

I think a picture tells the story better:

That's a catfight

And if you really want to know about it, the second best thing is to watch, right after doing it yourself. Here are some examples:

Wrestling

Don’t Mess With Him

Club Rivals Meet

Russian Catfights 11

Goodbye Girl

Special Friends

Pornotube is another xhamster type modern porn site, but the videos are shorter, and you have to click to confirm your age.